上海必須建設有中國特色的迪士尼 (刁民公園)

diumanpark | 04-Nov-09, 15:45 | 知無不言．蟹無不拑, 中國刁視 | (1967 Reads)

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《刁報訊》：繼香港董建華成功爭取喪權辱國割地式興建迪士尼後，上海市政府也向美帝投懷送抱，批准美國在當地興建迪士尼樂園。一直高舉反美反帝國主義的中國大陸人民，紛紛視之為吳三桂開城門引外族入關，無不咬牙切齒，但至今還未看到擲石和批鬥，不少上海市民還高興得呼天搶地，令人費解。

近日大陸左風甚盛，文革式批鬥文章湧現，連文革紅人毛澤東也要重新評價，有地方開始鑄造毛像，毛語錄等文物拍賣漲價，顯示中國人民的文革文化基因尚未洗底，也洗底無期。有分析指，美帝於此時宣布入境上海，建立文化霸權殖民地，不無風險。如果左風持續旺盛，難保米老鼠、白雪公主等不被拖出大街批鬥，成為無產階級仇視的階級敵人。

美帝應趁此左風，建設有中國特色的社會主義迪士尼。卡通角色通通變換，米毛鼠和米妮變成老毛和江青，巴斯光年換成楊利偉，胡迪變成雷鋒，求其搵三件蛋散換作姚文元、張春橋、洪文元等。美國小鎮大街變成「中國小農大街」，街上不斷上演批鬥，讓民眾掛着「牛鬼蛇神」巡遊。諸如此類，一於將之變成「迪士毛樂園」(Dismao)，必能滿足今天意圖復熾的文革妖風，主事者便不會被批。

至於香港迪士尼嘛？為保競爭，當然也要「活化」、「優化」一下，怎樣「活化」？自己想啦，總之甚麼「特事特辦」、「有利香港長遠發展」、「建設和諧社會」、「我們會先諮詢民意」諸如此類的大計，拋晒出來便可，一向都係呢啲貨色啦。我們的特區官員不是省油的燈，只是慳電的膽！

留言(19) | 引用(0) | 話題(關心祖國)

[1]

題目都起錯! 應該係:

上海必須堅定不移加大力度地建設具富有中國特式的迪士尼!

回去!讀多兩遍《中文解毒》先!

[引用] | 作者咖哩羊肉 | 04-Nov-09 15:55 | [舉報垃圾留言]

[2]

如果可以扮紅衛兵,應該會吸引到好多sm愛好者,可以打人,放飛機噃,幾好玩呀

[引用] | 作者乙人 | 04-Nov-09 16:41 | [舉報垃圾留言]

[3]

我在想樂園建成後會否看都米老鼠與小熊維利跟人在園內毆鬥。

[引用] | 作者 UncleRay | 04-Nov-09 16:49 | [舉報垃圾留言]

[4]

香港迪士尼拍烏蠅,蝕大本,
迪士尼會唔會迫政府再泵水?
納稅人又擲幾十億落鹹水海!

[引用] | 作者 MN | 04-Nov-09 16:56 | [舉報垃圾留言]

[5]

回乙人

大陸人的SM愛好者真的很喜歡處決「女烈」場面，場景不限於文革，可以是抗日女烈、革命女烈等等

日後假如性風氣較開放的話可能真的會發生這類「主題公園」(當然不是迪迪尼啦)

[引用] | 作者黑人 | 04-Nov-09 17:11 | [舉報垃圾留言]

[6]

敵視毛樂園？反革命！反革命！

[引用] | 作者記號士 | 04-Nov-09 20:08 | [舉報垃圾留言]

[7]

叫米老鼠和唐老鴨做樣板戲,
也可以罰牠們跪玻璃,
用英文背毛語錄.
保証可以引來千萬內地遊客.

[引用] | 作者 crab | 04-Nov-09 22:20 | [舉報垃圾留言]

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>>求其搵三件蛋散換作姚文元、張春橋、洪文元等。

洪文元無名小卒, 唔夠格做蛋散, 只夠做王洪文之下的蛋散, 即蛋散的蛋散。

[引用] | 作者 jack | 05-Nov-09 09:33 | [舉報垃圾留言]

[9] Re: jack

jack :
>>求其搵三件蛋散換作姚文元、張春橋、洪文元等。
洪文元無名小卒, 唔夠格做蛋散, 只夠做王洪文之下的蛋散, 即蛋散的蛋散。

支持蛋散樂園!!!

[引用] | 作者 3681 | 05-Nov-09 12:12 | [舉報垃圾留言]

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雷鋒真係正嘢！惡搞到極！

[引用] | 作者 Cebi | 05-Nov-09 12:25 | [舉報垃圾留言]

[11] 《毛澤東：不為人知的故事》

http://blog.dwnews.com/?p=3467

想知道毛澤東真實的一面，請看看上面的鏈接。

[引用] | 作者神洲 | 05-Nov-09 14:24 | [舉報垃圾留言]

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簡單喇
喺座招牌嘅城堡上掛上毛像
夜晚啲煙花會係"毛主席万岁"之類

[引用] | 作者 Mukzi | 06-Nov-09 03:37 | [舉報垃圾留言]

[13] 香港人要努力上進

最近看張五常的Blog , 他不看好香港的前景, 有很多國內網友回應, 我們應該加以反省 , 否則十年後我們要後悔莫及 ! 香港會不會淪為不起眼的中國二線城市,那就要看我們今天的努力了!

http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_47841af70100f4ki.html
http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_47841af70100ey1h.html#comment1

[引用] | 作者 LEUNG | 06-Nov-09 10:28 | [舉報垃圾留言]

[14] I KNEW it!!!

(Copied from my own weblog. It may be a bit emotional...... Um...)

I KNEW it!!!

I KNEW Hong Kong Government had been cheated! I KNEW a new Disney theme park had been planned to be built in Shanghai! I KNEW it was no good for Hong Kong to build the fifth Disney Resort......

I have been to all five Disney Resorts, and the most disappointing one is the local one. Hong Kong has financed such a project which was a total lose...... It has been crazy and REALLY stupid to have invested in such a project. Walt Disney Company has totally cheated Hong Kong Government.

Back in more than ten years ago, I was just in secondary school; by that time, I already knew that it was a business which was destined to lose...... Actually, without bargaining power, that was why Hong Kong Government could not include a condition in the contract that 'no other Disney theme parks should be built in other cities in China'. If such an exclusive condition could be added, that would have been another story (although the mini size could not be changed). Can any conscious adult be able to tell the wicked plan behind the refusal of including such a condition in the contract? It is unlikely such a huge concern could be overlooked then, so it was rather expected by those who had the power, who decided to sign the contract and invest such a huge amount of money in this silly project.

In my point of view, Disney has just treated Hong Kong as a piece in the whole game, and by draining as much as possible from Hong Kong Government, we have strengthened its bargaining power with Shanghai. And by showing Shanghai how much Hong Kong was willing to invest, they could ask for an even higher price for the Shanghai Resort.

Frankly, I have enjoyed all my visits to those Disney Resorts / theme parks (at least a bit), but it does not decrease my hatre towards their poor means in cheating the (stupid) Hong Kong Government. Japan has taken all the advantages, and together with the experiences in operation the Disneyland Resort Paris, Walt Disney Company has learnt a good lesson, however Hong Kong Government has not learnt.

Anyway, it was a very unfair deal, somehow it has all been settled, so there is no way to revert or rectify the mistakes by now. It is only we minor, unimportant citizens' concern on how the money is spent, but not anything those 'superior' businessmen and Government would care......

[引用] | 作者 Frostig | 06-Nov-09 12:46 | [舉報垃圾留言]

[15] 省油的燈VS慳電的膽

我們的特區官員不是省油的燈，只是慳電的膽！--WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

COOL! ;-)

[引用] | 作者 Frostig | 06-Nov-09 13:16 | [舉報垃圾留言]

[16] Re: 咖哩羊肉